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D'ya like Indian Jokes. I am sorry if this disturbs anyone but it is humour that myself as well as many of my friends enjoy. You may find these jokes distateful or extremely funny. I hope you like them. They are some of the best me and my friends have come across! HERE IS THE MOST RECENT ONE I HAVE COME ACROSS. Q:Why is a male Indian considered brave? Just look at the women they have to sleep with! THE NEXT ARE JUST A FEW OTHERS. Q:What do you call an Indian that goes to church? HOLY SHIT! Q:Where do you find an Indian's pay-check? Under his work boots! Q: #1. What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? A1. Shit on a stick A2. A fudgicle #2. A male indian and a female indian are sitting in a car. Who is driving? A. The police officer #3. Have you ever noticed there are no natives on "Star Trek"? A. The future looks bright #4. Why did the States get blacks and Canada get indians? A. They got first choice #5 What is the difference between a dead indian in the middle of the road and a dead dog in the middle of the road? A. There are skid marks infront of the dog #6 Why don't you throw a rock at an indian on a bike? A. It could be your bike #7 How do you circumsize an indian? A. Kick his sister in the jaw #8 How do you know if an indian has been in your back yard? A. The garbage is gone and your cat is pregnant #9 Why don't indians drink lysol anymore? A. WD40 comes with a straw #10 What do you call an indian artifact? A. A beer can in the ditch #11 What do you call a rare indian artifact? A. A full beer can #12 Why did the indian steal the cop car? A. So he could ride in the front seat for once #13 What do you call 4 indians in the back of a pick-up truck? A. Orginized crime #14 Did you hear about the indian who got an abortion? A. Crimstoppers paid her $1000 #15 What do sperm and indians have in common? A. Only one in a million work #16 How did the indian find his sister in the long grass? A. Pretty good! #17 Whay are there only two palbarrers at an indian funeral? A. Because a garbage can only has two handles #18 How do you know an indian has been in your back yard? A. Your garbage is gone and your cat is pregnant #19 Where do you hide an indians welfare cheque? A1. Under his workboots A2. Under a bar of soap #20 Why do indians hate asprin? A. Because ther white and they work #21 What do you call 100 indians at the bottom of a lake? A. Pollution #22 What do you call 10000 indians at the bottom of an ocean? A. A solution #23 How do you save an indian from drowning? A1. Take your foot off his head A2. Throw him his family #24 What did the indian get for Christmas? A. Your bike #25 What is the definition of mass confusion? A. Fathers day at an indian reserve #26 What is the differance between an indian and a walrus? A. About 1 tooth #27 What do you get when you cross an indian and an octopus? A. One HELL of a BINGO player #28 Why do indians stink? A. So blind people can hate them too! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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